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IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
in middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is the land of opportunity
In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit
so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’
and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing
omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.
i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
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WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me :D
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
now’s my chance to preach feminism!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:)
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I have no problem with this.
I fucking love you, BBC.
Is no-one going to comment on the title of the news report?
the-only-timelord-with-one-heart:
Sam: You know Cas, you’ve got some nice firm tomatoes there. Need any help?
Castiel: I would very much enjoy you aiding me in spreading my seed around.
Dean: Back that hoe up Sammy, that moist soil is where I plant my cucumber.
omfg
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iwouldneverdosuchathingtograpes:
What happens if all pop songs are meant to be like this?
Quite a few of them are
Oh good. I’m not the only one who interpreted the song this way.
